Harry Leads The Screaming Eagles To An Almost Victory

Let’s be totally honest — it’s very obvious in another life I was a football coach. No question I’ve just got the inherent mannerisms down to a T. If nothing else I could play one on TV. We’d win a lot of games. We’d drink a lot of whiskey afterward. I’d probably bang my secretary. You would watch that show. It’d be a hit. Huge ratings.

When given the opportunity to call plays for the Salt Lake Screaming Eagles, I absolutely killed it. We clearly won narrowly lost a great game and it was solely because of me. You’re welcome.

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